What happens when the answer isn’t always at the tip of your tongue?
There are times I do not know how to answer Master when he gives an order. Shocking right? After all, the answer should always be “Yes Sir” or something along that vein. But still, there are times when the house manager/businesswoman/natural individual that I am gets stuck, so for those times I am calling out to other pets who read my blog to tell me how they handle some of these situations, like…
- Master wants anal sex and you’ve been having some bad indigestion issues.
- Master has called for you to perform a task, and you have dinner on the stove and a hungry family waiting.
- You’re in the middle of something for work and Master has called on you for the #’th time during the project.
- Your rhythms are out of sync leaving Master in a playful mood while you’re on productive mode or vice versa.
I’m in no way trying to imply that other needs are more important than His, just pointing out that sometimes being an individual thinker and house manager conflicts with being a pet, and wondering how others address this.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Firstly, there are needs that are more important than his.
Now how to answer him is easy:
Anal: yes Sir, but I feel it is my obligation to tell you things aren’t going so well down there
dinner on stove: yes sir, dinner is in the stove how would you like me to handle that?
Work projects: yes Sir, I’m really working on an important work project, may i finish it? (since I’m a brat I would add, you know, the job that supports us so that you can stay at home, but that’s just my reply)
Rhythems out is sync: this one I don’t know how to answer in a respectful way. I would just be honest. Oh well *shrugs*